The Worst Junk in America

Despite my lack of formal education, I had a knack for computers. I started out in a basement, fitting wires and connecting various bits and bobs, gradually working my way up to the fume-filled garage we affectionately called Microsoft.

Oh, Snap! Selfies in Santa Monica

I’m paranoid about taking selfies. Taken from the front, my nose looks too big. Angled on the side, my chin looks like Jay Leno. Whether taken on this side or that, up, down, or as far away as I can reach, there is no good angle for me and the selfie.  I suck at taking selfies—BUT at least I’m alive.

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